Monday, December 15, 2008

10 simple ways to get kicked out of public places

1. start making out with the posters that are on display at movie threatres.
2. dart around a store singing the mission imposible theme.
3. shout realy loudly," has annyone seen my rottweiler"?
4. make a trail of orange juice leading to the restrooms.
5. when an announcment comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal possition and scream," No, not the voices again!
6. when two or three people are ahead of you, run between them yelling," red reover"!
7. Throw yourself at someone, start screaming and acting as if he/she is hurting you, don't let them run away, keep near them and if they move scream "NOOO! I WON'T GO WITH YOU!"
8. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
9. Put an Elmo doll in front of a toddler and say "Elmo knows where you live
10.get the display bikes out have races with your friends around the store when they tell you to get off yell no then go to the opposite side of the store ditch the bikes throw every thing on the floor and walk out like nothing happened

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