10 simple ways to get kicked out of public places

1. start making out with the posters that are on display at movie threatres.
2. dart around a store singing the mission imposible theme.
3. shout realy loudly," has annyone seen my rottweiler"?
4. make a trail of orange juice leading to the restrooms.
5. when an announcment comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal possition and scream," No, not the voices again!
6. when two or three people are ahead of you, run between them yelling," red reover"!
7. Throw yourself at someone, start screaming and acting as if he/she is hurting you, don't let them run away, keep near them and if they move scream "NOOO! I WON'T GO WITH YOU!"
8. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
9. Put an Elmo doll in front of a toddler and say "Elmo knows where you live
10.get the display bikes out have races with your friends around the store when they tell you to get off yell no then go to the opposite side of the store ditch the bikes throw every thing on the floor and walk out like nothing happened

Britney, Britney,Britney

In case you have not caught on yet, it is no longer a chose to be a Britney Spears fan it is mandatory! why you ask, it is because the notorious " they" say she is in. In other news when people saw Mary-Kate Olsen in a tabloids picture, people began to think she was pregnant. However that is not how the Olsen twins reproduce, you have to cut the tale off one of the Olsen twins and a new Olsen grows from the part you cut off. Also when Barack Obama became president, Tyra found a way to make the entire election about her by talking about how when Barack Obama came on her show and predicted he would become the president in a crystal ball. Wow if I knew that would happen I would have voted for McCain.

Introduction

What is worse then Parris Hilton reproducing? absolutley nothing, but that is not the point. Manely because this blog is suposed the show you the hilariose truth of the world. So, without further ado let it begin.